
Original Title: “I Accidentally Went on a Date With a Meth Head”
He picked me up in a giant, gas-guzzling black Suburban with tinted windows. I’ve been conditioned to believe that all guys with big trucks are trying to compensate for something, so naturally I gave a bit of side eye to the whole situation. I didn’t ask a lot of questions and let him do all the talking. He was cute and even looked like Jesse Pinkman…
Oh my gawd.
srsly tho