Beyonce, an HBO Documentary by Beyonce for Beyonce

Ring the alarm! A Beyonce documentary, directed and executive produced by none other than Beyonce, is dropping very soon! The superstar recently got booked to perform at the 2013 Super Bowl, and yesterday Michael Lombardo, president of HBO Programming, announced that this exquisite feature will premier on February 16, 2013. Bey wants to give us an exclusive insight into her past, present and future, and everything else she feels passionate about. Are you excited or what? I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly.

“Everybody knows Beyoncé’s music, but few know Beyoncé the person,” said Lombardo. I don’t know about you, but I want to know everything about Queen B. I want to know what brand of toilet paper she uses, how she color-coordinates her closet, and how many refrigerators store all the beverages that quench her divine thirst, among many other things of course. Beyonce and Jay-Z have made it super obvious that they want total control of the entertainment industry, the universe, and my next guess is The White House. Not too long ago, they were reportedly canoodling having a four million dollar dinner with the Obamas. Who run the world?

UPDATE [12.06.12 00:49] Watch the teaser/trailer here:

Follow Beyonce on Tumblr. Here are some pictures of Beyonce being flawless (it’s okay to cry):

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